Monday, November 30, 2009

News Flash: Andrea Bocelli crashes rented white vespa GT250ie through kitchen wall...

..of highly decorated Long Island split level home, killing morbidly obese family cat Snowball and terrifying Grandma and angering Mother who is preparing dinner.
No apologies were made, authorities believe he made a successful escape to LGA and is on an Alitalia flight en route to Firenze
(Verification of these statements to be investigated by Inspector Clouseau...)

Update: Artist rendering now available


Brenda James said...

WTF?? Is this suppose to be funny?

Bonbon Oiseau said...

freaking vespas!