We bought a piece of blueberry pie at our local supermarket that looked like it had been thrown in anger. And then placed into a rectangular snappy plastic box. Only $0.43, the taste was excellent even though it looked like it had been served by an ogre.
We passed up the rainbow jello molds and red dye #2 thickly iced 'have a fun birthday' cakes that were compressed into the same snappy plastic box, next time! Or maybe the spatula slathered cream cheese frosting cinnabons. This place makes me feel like the fat Deutsche baby in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. Each time I go in I pray to Christ I won't drown in a lake of chocolate.
THE JIGGLER (in between jiggles)
